CHIMPS

A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.

Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.

CHIMPS by KirkbyWillo January 17, 2011

Chimps

A group of boys that resemble Homosexuals, Gareth Gates and may have tendencies to dress like an Air stewardess

Le Chimps boys dont rule

Chimps by Gotcha March 13, 2003

CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.

Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.

CHIMPS by AredUK November 22, 2016

chimps

cum, piss, and shit

person 1: mmm I love licking your boots
person 2: make sure to get all the chimps off

chimps by pissmommy October 1, 2020

chimps fingers 

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

chimps fingers by Dannyboff October 5, 2006

Chimps knackers 

A phrase founded in 2019, whilst in the Ugandan rainforest. Generally used as the term the dogs bollocks. William Bradley came out with the phrase chimps knackers

This is the chimps knackers

Chimps knackers by Fix your wifi January 29, 2020

chimps fingers 

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

chimps fingers by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006