chili smack 

#1 its when you smack someone with they're own wallet
#2 when you f**K a women on the rag and the smack her face with your dick

#1 i tired to get beer money from ricky he was broke so i chili smacked him
#2 man this girl hit the rag while i was beating it up so i chili smacked her

chili smack by twopairs October 11, 2007

deep chili smack down 

the act of sticking one's penis into hot chili then smacking the female in the face till she falls from trying to escape the wrath of the deep chili smack down

if she doesn't suck my dick i'm giving her the ol' deep chili smack down

deep chili smack down by shortfuxfag February 19, 2011

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack. 

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Person 343: Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.

Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

chilisnackism

the worlds greatest religion it, worships a mixture of sonic and scooby doo named scoobnick, if you question it he will come down and burn you into a pile of ash

person 1: have you heard of our lord and savior scoobnick?
person 2: yes I am a long time follower of chilisnackism
both: nice

chilisnackism by AGuy104 January 13, 2019