child pet 

Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.

"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."

child pet by Clayton Rische December 29, 2007

Child-pet 

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

Child-pet by spunkyman June 30, 2009

child petafilia 

a female tennage student that has a crsh on their teacher. the reverse of petofilia

a girl likes her teacher or child petafilia

child petafilia by qwerty1996 February 8, 2013

Petulant child

"A bad tempered person who behaves like a child."

The British government is concerned Donald Trump will behave like a petulant child if the Obamas are invited to the royal wedding and he is not.

Petulant child by Harry&Megan April 22, 2018

Petulant Child

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a petulant child.

Petulant Child by Bernie F'ing Sanders May 27, 2017

Petulant child

An exceedingly bad tempered child or adult who behaves as a child.

You see all those liberal twats comparing Trump to a petulant child? Man, if they only had a mirror...

Petulant child by Proxy_J November 4, 2018

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

Petty Man Child by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021