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child pet
Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.
"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."
child pet by Clayton Rische December 29, 2007
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child petafilia
child petafilia by qwerty1996 February 8, 2013
Petulant child
The British government is concerned Donald Trump will behave like a petulant child if the Obamas are invited to the royal wedding and he is not.
Petulant child by Harry&Megan April 22, 2018
Petulant child
You see all those liberal twats comparing Trump to a petulant child? Man, if they only had a mirror...
Petulant child by Proxy_J November 4, 2018
Petty Man Child
Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.
Petty Man Child by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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