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Child fucker 

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

chill-fucked 

When you are so fucked up that you can just sit by a fire for ten hours and not give a shit. The best feeling in the world.

normally the result of being stone drunk, baked as hell, or rollin your nuts off.
jons been staring at the fire for two and a half hours...

"jon you alright?"

"yea man, im just chill-fucked outta my mind."
chill-fucked by Tyler? December 15, 2008

Childfucker 

(1). A person who fucks children
(2). Smeb
"Smeb is a real childfucker"
Childfucker by JamburgerMan April 20, 2018
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