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Glitter Chigger
A male who wears skinny jeans, cowboy boots, and drives around in a lifted vehicle. Often found in a nail salon or gym but never on a farm. Listens to country music and claims hes not a city boy, but has never gotten his boots dirty and screams at the sight of bugs. The male version of a mud cricket.
Glitter Chigger by JENDUN May 20, 2017
Chiefen
Chingered Up
Chingered Up by Rumbolator May 14, 2011
Gimpy Chiggens
As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!
Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.
Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.
Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.
Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.
Gimpy Chiggens by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019
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