chicken monkey 

chicken monkey: (n) an amusing, easygoing, fresh, funny, lively, playful, whimsical individual who people find interesting and can always predict that they'll make them either surprised or laugh by their humourous nature and sometimes, childlike behaviour, arousing a range of emotions from astonishment to shock.

It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.

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1. "You're such a chicken monkey, I can't believe you did that!" remarked Jane upon finding out how John got himself suspended from school.

2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."

3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"

chicken monkey by Hibo Hussein October 18, 2008

chicken monkey 

any small animal that is fun to play with.

where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.

chicken monkey by cp January 9, 2004

Chicken Monkey 

A chicken that has some monkey like traits.

Holy shit! Did you see that Chicken Monkey!?

Dont touch my Chicken Monkey!

Chicken Monkey by Kyle October 25, 2004

chicken monkey 

A bouncy creature that loves cheese, peas, pirates and ham. And also Haribo. Especially the crocs.

'Oh look! There goes the Chicken Monkey eating a bag of ham!'

chicken monkey by chicken monkey April 1, 2008

chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

chicken monkey balls by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

Chicken Money 

Currency earned through a video game tournament or money-match in which the recipient is clearly not the better player, therefore they will go spend their undeserved payout on food E.G: Chicken.

Did you see Jeff beat Jamal in a street-fighter money match?
Yeah, that was some lucky shit, he got his chicken money though.

Chicken Money by ChknDllr August 29, 2023