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Chessticles
1.When a weak chess player challenges any chess player who is above and beyond their capibilities to possibly beat them. 2. when a chess player believes he is better than a stonger opponent(pride but for chess).
"Dude you have some big chessticles to challenge kasparov"
"Your not good its just your chessticles talking"
"Your not good its just your chessticles talking"
Chessticles by Mr.12Inches March 13, 2012
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Chesticles
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.
2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
Chesticles by Tyson M. April 28, 2005
Chesticles
Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
Chesticles by uvogin March 23, 2023
clefticle
Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.
Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.
Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.
Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.
clefticle by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008
Chewtle
Dude 1: Look at my new Chewtle
Non-Existent kid: WTF
Dude 1: True beauty I know
Non-Existent kid: Da Fuq Nanidesuka
Non-Existent kid: WTF
Dude 1: True beauty I know
Non-Existent kid: Da Fuq Nanidesuka
Chewtle by Bob Marlsparce December 6, 2019
brasumptious chesticles
An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.
Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"
"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"
"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"
"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
brasumptious chesticles by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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