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chewing on cheese 

What jamahl and ashwin do sometimes. Usually used to signify that people are making sounds, but not actually saying anything of substance.
Jeff: Hey, what's up?

Jamahl: juma faj me heme

Jeff: What are you saying? I swear this nigga be chewing on cheese.

Chewing on Ice 

When one falls, gets hurt, or tries to attempt an action and fails miserably
Guy 1: "What'd you think of the exam?"
Guy 2: "It sucked, I was chewing on ice the whole time!"

Or

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that guy fall off his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yea, he chewed ice!"
Chewing on Ice by MartentheGreat February 15, 2020

chewing on shoestrings 

This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.
"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."

Chewing on that dick 

It’s when you chewing gum, term used in Atlanta
Chewing on that dick-When you chewing gum

“I needed more dick to chew from the store”-Ricky

Chewing on it 

A term used to describe when someone is trying to deal , or process something that is usually Intense ,awkward ,painful or otherwise unpleasant.
Linde - I'm pregnant ! Dave - What ? Linda - are you ready to be a dad ? Dave - hold on im chewing on it. . Linda - what ? Dave - the idea..

Chewing on his shoulder 

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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