pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messyargument.
Also known as "the Baytown Stalker", KeithChester Hill is a Houston-area teen who anally and orally raped no fewer than 5 men and is now serving 99 years in prison.
(noun) The Canadian Term for Couch or Sofa. Some view it as a more fancy variety of couch or sofa. Also "a single-breasted or double-breasted semifitted overcoat with velvet collar" or
"a davenport usually with upright armrest".