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chesterfield king 

It is a brand of unfiltered cigarettes. Chesterfield Kings are the ones with red packaging.
We smoked some Chesterfield Kings after we left the party.
chesterfield king by nubes February 18, 2011

chesterfield special

pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.
chesterfield special by V.C.B. March 3, 2008

Keith Chester Hill 

Noun, proper.

Also known as "the Baytown Stalker", Keith Chester Hill is a Houston-area teen who anally and orally raped no fewer than 5 men and is now serving 99 years in prison.
Keith Chester Hill (KCH) is totally gonna get assraped in prison!

Chesterfield

(noun) The Canadian Term for Couch or Sofa. Some view it as a more fancy variety of couch or sofa. Also "a single-breasted or double-breasted semifitted overcoat with velvet collar" or
"a davenport usually with upright armrest".
1. Get your feet of the chesterfield!
Chesterfield by Cody Harris August 31, 2004

Chesterfield

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.
Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"

Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"
Chesterfield by Lee The King February 8, 2017

Chesterville 

That town no one has ever heard of, even if they live in it.
Person 1: 'Just take a left before you get to Chesterville.'
Person 2: 'Where's that?'
Person 1: 'Where's what?'
Chesterville by AlysonAlive January 16, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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