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Chesterville

That town no one has ever heard of, even if they live in it.
Person 1: 'Just take a left before you get to Chesterville.'
Person 2: 'Where's that?'
Person 1: 'Where's what?'
by AlysonAlive January 16, 2011
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Chesterville Circle

And group of individuals partaking in a session of smoking Marijuana. The caviat is, once in the circle, you must stay in that circle. No mater how joints lit or size of.
Hey new guy, you up for hitting the bong in the chesterville circle.
by Belly_Snuff August 1, 2021
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Chesterville, Ontario

A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)

A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.

The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.

Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.

There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
I heard the Lethal Weapon guy came and screwed your wife in Chesterville, Ontario
by George Beverly Shea April 15, 2020
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Chesterville Shutout

When playing goalie in Friday night pickup hockey, your get less then 10 goals scored on you.
"Whoa! We won 10-9. I got a Chesterville Shutout!"
by Thrag October 31, 2025
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Chesterville Shutout

When playing goalie in Friday night pickup hockey, you get less than 9 girls scored on you.
"Whoa! We won 11-9. I got a Chesterville Shutout!"
by Thrag October 31, 2025
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