chess pie

When a man ejaculates on a girl's breasts as the result of placing his penis between them while she sqeezes them tightly, engulfing his scrotum and penis at the same time in a combination of body movements.

"A fuckin' chess pie."

chess pie by Va;lentineTitty July 16, 2006

Send them chess pieces 

When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.

ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.

Send them chess pieces by Awesome Pers May 28, 2010

Chess-piece face 

The condition of being very drunk to the point where you're semi-comatose, staring off blankly, shortly before passing out.

Tim got all chess-piece face last night, and we found him, later, passed out on the sidewalk.

Chess-piece face by Paul D. Key July 24, 2006

Chess-Piecin

Where you are so drunk that you black out and are no longer aware or in control of your words or movements. At this point, your friends move you around from place to place as they see fit, as if you were a pawn on the chess board.

"Wow, I was chess-piecin last night" - guy who was so blacked out he could not move.

"Holy shit, dude you were chess piecing hardcore last night." - friend of guy who was so blacked out he could not move.

"Hey man, we had to chess-piece you all last night." - guy who moved his drunk friend around the bar all night.

Chess-Piecin by CB19 December 31, 2011

chess piece 

A short fat robust person. One who looks extremely sturdy such as a tree stump. Resembles a living, breathing, walking, human chode. In short, Matthew Nola.

Wow, Danny Devito is a fuckin chess piece.

chess piece by Dan Dildo Fowler June 9, 2004

Chess Pieced Off 

Used when a formidable opponent beats his lesser neighbor's ass at a game of chess repeatedly to the point that the somber-some disappointed player then copies, and sends, the definition of stale-mate to the winning victor's phone in order to redeem what little man hood is left after yet another night of reigning tear.

Zack sure was chess pieced off last night after loosing- he grabbed his blanket , and cat and hasn't been seen since!

Chess Pieced Off by M&M Show December 7, 2016

Chess-piece face 

An albino. someone of pale complexion.

Chess-piece face by T-Bone October 28, 2003