1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.

"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"

Cherry Cheese Cake by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006

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Cherry Cheese Cake

1. This is what might happen when a male and female conduct sexual intercourse while the female is on her 'monthly cycle'

2. When a girl loses her Virginity, and if the male has ejaculated, then this is what they have made.. how nice.

"..and this Cherry cheese cake ran all down her leg.."

Cherry Cheese Cake by leavethisplace July 1, 2003

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cherry-cheese cake

noun- the act of blowing your load in the back of a recipients throat and punching them in the nose, the blood and nut run together causing the 'cherry-cheese cake' look

cherry-cheese cake : The best way to dump a chick is to give her a cherry-cheese cake, then leave laughing.

cherry-cheese cake by Mungky February 15, 2008

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chocolate cherry dump cake

When a man shits Into another mans ass, that man then shits first said mans shit out onto a woman’s face, and then punches her in the nose.

Last night got messy after that chocolate cherry dump cake

chocolate cherry dump cake by Cheesebread January 31, 2018

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