2 definitions by Cheesebread

ass-wipe

sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.

"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"

by Cheesebread August 27, 2007

When a man shits Into another mans ass, that man then shits first said mans shit out onto a woman’s face, and then punches her in the nose.

Last night got messy after that chocolate cherry dump cake

by Cheesebread February 1, 2018