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Cheeto toes 

When you love sucking toes so much, you begin to associate the taste of sweaty dirty toes with tasty cheesy Cheetos. You almost can smell the cheese dust beneath the sock. Yummy. I can imagine the taste of them just thinking about it.
Yum, Carly has cheeto toes. I can smell them jawns from here!
Cheeto toes by Jkellz October 22, 2017
An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.
Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”
Chee-toes by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

hot cheetoes 

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.
yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.
hot cheetoes by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Cheetoes 

The act of placing cheetos in between a person’s toes and having a feast.
Me and the boys just got back from our cheetoes feast
Cheetoes by Ryan the Cat May 7, 2019

yummy chettoes 

when a male/female spreads chettoes all over there partners pelvic region and then suck them dry
1.fred loves yummy cheetoes
2.i got some sweeet yummy chettoes last night from cyndy
yummy chettoes by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

cheetoeshyunjin 

Cheetoes was the best kpop fanpage ever, they had changed her name to Aegyoxjungkook
Girl 1: Do you know Cheetoeshyunjin?
Girl 2: yes, i love their content
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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