8 definitions by turd furgeson
after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"
by turd furgeson September 23, 2007
by turd furgeson February 11, 2005
the program sent from hell. allows for conversation containing that which one may never say in real life, thus creating the fakest of fake relationships. Also is the source of savvy language so lame it is sad. (e.g. gtg my bff, jk but brb, i gtg rotf cuz lol im lmao now ttyl ttfn.)
by turd furgeson October 9, 2003
by turd furgeson March 29, 2004
The sunset was scrumtrulecent.
by turd furgeson October 25, 2003
The biggest booty boot on the planet who trolls MARSOC websites thinking he's gonna be Ricky Recon and inpregnate every woman on the planet. But He's a boot, so this is scientifically impossible.
by turd furgeson January 16, 2013
by turd furgeson March 29, 2004