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Cheesy Cum Surprise

The act of ejaculating in your friends mailbox multiple times while he/she is on vacation, then letting it sit till they return. When they arrive home they will certainly have a surprise waiting for them in their mailbox
Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.

Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico

cottage cheese cum 

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.
I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

cheese cum 

when your cum looks like a grilled cheese consistency liquid and is stretchy
bro i masturbated and it came out like cheese cum
cheese cum by gaming husky for life February 22, 2023

British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap
BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.
Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...

cum cheese 

marcus' breath. hardened cum. looks and smells like cheese. Jews dont get it, (no 4skin).
V.mate your breath smells like cum cheese

M. is it?

V. yeah

M. oh i had a cock in my mouth.
cum cheese by jayjayjaym March 4, 2008