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cheesybugs 

the proper name for wood lice
have you ever eaten a cheesybug
cheesybugs by les nolan December 28, 2003

cheesybetes 

A condition that is developed from excessive consumption of cheese. Tongue turns an orange-ish color and cheese oozes from all orfices of the body.
Kevin ate so much cheese that he couldnt shit for a week. He went to the hospital and was diagnosed with cheesybetes when easy cheese started oozing from his nipples.
cheesybetes by AbsoluteZeRo April 19, 2006

dirty cheesecurd 

The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then getting head from the woman as she keeps the shit in her mouth. When cumming, the jizz gets mixed in with your own shit.
Trichelle got the dirty cheesecurd by Jack
dirty cheesecurd by YRFAICLAWL April 16, 2010

Cheesicus 

One of two omniregent rulers. The other is Yohann. With this name, you will never lose at Scrabble.
Bow down to Lord Cheesicus!
Cheesicus by iCheesy November 30, 2009

The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd

The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.
I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.

cheesycarbotarian 

One who eats cheese and carbs for every meal.
eg: Bagel and Cream Cheese
eg: Grilled Cheese
eg: Crackers and Cheese
eg: Pizza
eg: Macaroni and Cheese
eg: Quesadilla
eg: pretty much anything good
Kim: "Hey Cailen, what have you eaten today?"
Cailen: "oh, just the ush. Bagel and cream cheese for breakfast, a Quesadilla for lunch, and now Pizza."
Kim: "Are you a vegetarian?"
Cailen: "Close... I'm a cheesycarbotarian!!"
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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