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cheesybugs 

the proper name for wood lice
have you ever eaten a cheesybug
cheesybugs by les nolan December 28, 2003

cheesybetes 

A condition that is developed from excessive consumption of cheese. Tongue turns an orange-ish color and cheese oozes from all orfices of the body.
Kevin ate so much cheese that he couldnt shit for a week. He went to the hospital and was diagnosed with cheesybetes when easy cheese started oozing from his nipples.
cheesybetes by AbsoluteZeRo April 19, 2006

dirty cheesecurd 

The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then getting head from the woman as she keeps the shit in her mouth. When cumming, the jizz gets mixed in with your own shit.
Trichelle got the dirty cheesecurd by Jack
dirty cheesecurd by YRFAICLAWL April 16, 2010

Cheesicus 

One of two omniregent rulers. The other is Yohann. With this name, you will never lose at Scrabble.
Bow down to Lord Cheesicus!
Cheesicus by iCheesy November 30, 2009

The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd

The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.
I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.

cheesycarbotarian 

One who eats cheese and carbs for every meal.
eg: Bagel and Cream Cheese
eg: Grilled Cheese
eg: Crackers and Cheese
eg: Pizza
eg: Macaroni and Cheese
eg: Quesadilla
eg: pretty much anything good
Kim: "Hey Cailen, what have you eaten today?"
Cailen: "oh, just the ush. Bagel and cream cheese for breakfast, a Quesadilla for lunch, and now Pizza."
Kim: "Are you a vegetarian?"
Cailen: "Close... I'm a cheesycarbotarian!!"