cheeseits 

A fucking amazing food, a food that makes you do crazy shit because you eat too much of it.
A cheesy delicacy.

Charlie "oh my God, I want to shove cheeseits up all my orifices"
Sean "yo what the fuck"
Charlie "You would never understand plebian, just help me shove these cheeseits up my ass"

cheeseits by Logan Daniel Mcquait December 2, 2024

Virginia cheesesteak 

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

Unchucky Cheesestring 

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation

Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’

Unchucky Cheesestring by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018

cheesestache 

A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.

Nice cheesestache, stud.

cheesestache by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008

philly cheesesteak challenge 

A competition by mainly high school students in the Washington D.C. area. The challenge is to leave your school in the beginning of the school day, drive to Philadelphia, buy a philly cheesesteak, and make it back to your high school by the time school ends. You then must present the philly cheesesteak as proof that you successfully completed the challenge and a photo of yourself in Philadelphia buying the cheesesteak as well.

Tom: Hey Ben I'm skipping out first period tomorrow you wanna come?
Ben: What are you doing?
Tom: The Philly cheesesteak challenge
Ben: Sweet I'm in

philly cheesesteak challenge by cheesesteaker August 23, 2006

Cheeseosaurus Rex 

The title given to the last pizza served at "all you can eat" pizza. It has a ginormous amount of cheese on it, but very little sauce.

The purpose of the Cheeseosaurus Rex is to get people to stop eating pizza. The thought behind this is that cheese fills people up so they will not be able to order any more pizza.

Scott: let's have another pizza; our eigth one.
Rob: SHIT MAN! here comes the cheeseosaurus rex!
Kenny: wtf?
Rob: that's when they put a crapload of cheese on the pie to make you stop eating.

Cheeseosaurus Rex by g-diggity June 15, 2006

Canadian Cheesesteak 

A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.

Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.

Canadian Cheesesteak by Corey McCutcheon May 22, 2008