cheese wank 

A term used to describe someone that not only is a wanker, but also a cheesy wanker. It does not mean that that person wanks off nor wanks off to cheese or with cheese. It just means that that person is a loser, douche bag, hated, etc.

Al: You know Bob from accounting? The one that kisses so much ass? He got promoted.

Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.

cheese wank by Fonetix1 December 9, 2008

cheese wank 

This where retarded people with no cocks wank cheese instead for cheap thrills.

"Shut it u cheese wank"

cheese wank by warren March 16, 2004

Cheese Wanker 

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

Cheese Wanker by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

Cheese Wanker 

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

Cheese Wanker by Addaz M May 17, 2008

dirty cheese wanker 

dirty cheese wanker

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dirty cheese wanker by Swaggy Jason November 8, 2023

wankstaroni & cheese

the origins of this word have been clouded in mystery but there is solid proof it has been introduced by a homosexual(s). for example daniyal is known to be a culprit . it means " to have sex with a black man while covered in cheese"

daniyal, where did all the the cheese whiz go? oh i used it all, i had a wankstaroni and cheese last night

wankstaroni & cheese by john smitty March 4, 2005

wankstaroni & cheese

A tasty dish, prepared primarily with wanksters such as arjun.
Wankstaroni & cheese only tastes good with the desired mix of desi and white-ness.

Best Served Hot, for Eleni's sake.

Mmm... mmm... bitch! This wankstaroni & cheese is da shiznit!

wankstaroni & cheese by Downhill Denial March 3, 2005