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wine and cheese party 

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party
see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

Wine and Cheese Party 

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.
I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

Mac and cheese party 

When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.
“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”

party cheese salad 

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.
“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

cheese and wine party 

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.
Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!

Party Hat Cheese 

A thick white and or yellow discharge/cottage cheese like liquid that stems from an uncircumsized penis/party hat.
"His party hat cheese was so thick and disgusting that I couldnt go down on him more than once." pleaded Roxanne
Party Hat Cheese by PartyFavors.com December 16, 2008