DropTheDie's definitions

Hong Xiuquan

Chinese knockoff Jesus.

"I went to church hoping to meet Jesus, but I only got Hong Xiuquan."

by DropTheDie October 10, 2022

food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

by DropTheDie July 27, 2022

Kakapo

A fat owl chicken thing.

“I went to New Zealand and saw some kakapos.” “Those things make dodos look normal.”

by DropTheDie August 2, 2022

Siblings

When you’re too lazy to say brothers and sisters.

“Hey man, these are my siblings.” “You mean brothers and sisters?” “Nah, waste of syllables.”

by DropTheDie August 2, 2022

party cheese salad

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

by DropTheDie July 26, 2022