Definitions by DropTheDie

Hong Xiuquan 

Chinese knockoff Jesus.

"I went to church hoping to meet Jesus, but I only got Hong Xiuquan."

Hong Xiuquan by DropTheDie October 10, 2022

Siblings

When you’re too lazy to say brothers and sisters.

“Hey man, these are my siblings.” “You mean brothers and sisters?” “Nah, waste of syllables.”

Siblings by DropTheDie August 2, 2022

Kakapo 

A fat owl chicken thing.

“I went to New Zealand and saw some kakapos.” “Those things make dodos look normal.”

Kakapo by DropTheDie August 2, 2022

food critic 

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

food critic by DropTheDie July 27, 2022

party cheese salad 

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

party cheese salad by DropTheDie July 26, 2022