cheese nail 

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.

Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."

cheese nail by The Maksic November 13, 2006

toe nail cheese 

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

toe nail cheese by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day 

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

cheesemail 

Annoying chain mail that contains 1. stupid videos 2. stupid cartoons 3. a recommendation to forward it to all of your friends so you can annoy them as well (or it won't come true) 4. links that someone thinks is too funny, too cute, almost made them cry, etc.

My (retired) father has been mail bombing my inbox all day with cheesemail because he has nothing better to do.

cheesemail by DCRabbit January 14, 2011