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cheese car

A car made of cheese, in which a wee mouse driver, complete with helmet, sits.
Escape to the cheese car!
cheese car by chimp October 20, 2003

CHEESE-CAR 

A way up your ass into your bum where Gordon Ramsay eats it with olive oil and paprika
Bruh ayyy cheese-car my nib-*dies
CHEESE-CAR by GRANT HODGKISS October 26, 2019

Cheese Card 

Don't ask Olivia about it.
Don't ask Olivia about the cheese card.
Cheese Card by Swag11111111111111 February 19, 2022

carpe cheese 

literally, "seize the cheese". Used to embrace cheesy moments and phrases.
guy : I can be your hero, baby, you can take my breath away.
girl : awww, carpe cheese!
carpe cheese by habamttons January 31, 2007

Carem cheese

A boy that is very annoying. And wants to be friends with everyone. But he can't. He is just too weird.
Carem Cheese: *annoying voice* hello (name) my new friend
Carem cheese by CoryInMyHouse December 24, 2016

vaginal carrot cheese 

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
vaginal carrot cheese by Timothy August 3, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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