Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is
long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is
long -- and "penis.")
Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a
square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).
When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the
table and onto
Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in
reality it was more of a cheenis.