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The greatest guy in the world. But he's mine! (Sarah's)
I love Chanse
Chanse by sarah March 21, 2004
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He's pretty much the sweetest guy in the world. He'll listen to your problems, and act like he really cares, even about the smallest, most stupid things. He thinks he's really cool, but he's really just a short sweetheart.
(;
He's also probably gay so be aware. Haha.
The perfect husband, Chanse.
Chanse by Don'tLetMeFall August 7, 2012
he's funny cant spell realty charming Nice and wierd and really comonon to aruge with u and he's cute and has a large penis
give him a chanse
chanse by sraya December 23, 2016
Chansé is the girl of every man's dream and his worst nightmare. Normally has flaming red hair and a fat ass. She can be seen climbing on elevated surfaces and is likely to be on reality TV. She is always down for a good time and will most likely be drunker than everyone else at the party. She is wild yet intelligent. Chansé is also the sussest woman in America. Whenever she tells you one thing, it is safe to assume the complete opposite. Her humor is unmatched and is also a very loyal friend to those she holds close. If you cross her though, run.
Jackson: Who is that girl with the fattest ass I've ever seen?
Carol: Oh that's a Chansé.
Chansé by Larry Diablo December 12, 2022

Chanse Lirette

Chanse is sexy and beautiful, all the girls want him and he out beats landon
Where is he, Who Chanse Lirette, he's so sexy.

chansexual 

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.
random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
chansexual by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

No Chance, Bro 

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.
"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"
No Chance, Bro by Chiggaman January 7, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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