Chapass is a condition that arises when: A: you have diarrhead so many times and wiped your anus raw, or B: when you forget to wipe your ass and walk around for the day. The end result is a sore and chafed ass that persists for 2 days at the least.
This is a word that I invented to describe the way that a 'Chav' would dress. I done this so we can say that someone dresses like a 'Chav', without saying they act like a complete Twat like Chavs do.
This would involve the tracksuits, sports gear almost every day, and for the females - big hoop ear-rings, having overly tanned skin (Usually orange), and for both males and females, although mostly females - and excessive amount of rings.
Person 1: That person dresses like a Chav!
Person 2: You mean dressing in 'Chavasion'?
Person 1: Yes!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."