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chauss

a fecal stain in a toilet bowl. Can also be used as a verb. (to chauss)
After eating a pound of cheese Ted knew there was a good chance he'd chauss the porcelin.
by Ferdinand November 4, 2003
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chauss

chauss is an approving word, meaning that if you place it before or after a sentence, name or statement of any kind, it invokes the idea that it is "accepted" or "cool". formerly "cha", the creators decided that the current variation flowed better when said, being not as abrupt. for the definition of the verb form, please see chauss out
"man, that is one old-kid-chauss!"
"total chauss"
by shaggyurbomb January 3, 2008
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chauss out

to spaz out in a specific way: spreading your lips so that your teeth are fully exposed, then flailing random parts of your body as to release energy that needed to be expelled. there are different levels of chauss. the first of which involves pointing your fingers and flailing your hands. the second and third are very much alike; with one of them you bear your teeth and hold your hands out to the side of you while tensing every muscle of your body, and the second state is to happily gyrate your pelvis while doing so. there are high level chauss contests that involve rapid combinations of all known chauss techniques. these should not be attempted by anyone except for those that have achieved the chauss sage level, in doing so harmonizing with their buffner.

*PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CONCEPT OF CHAUSS IS RAPIDLY EXPANDING, AND THE FOUNDERS (IAN AND NATHAN) WOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THE CHAUSS IS SPREADING ITSELF LIKE JAM ALL OVER THE HEARTS OF THE YOUNG AND OLD AND THEIR BUTTHOLES.*
to chauss out:

~a random person on the street runs up to his friend, happily gyrating pelvis.

Friend: "dude...you just totally chaussed out!!!"
Chausser giggles and quickly hitches a ride on a passing iguana vagina.
by shaggyurbomb January 6, 2009
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chussa

Chussa , derieved from Hindi word Chusna literally means to suck. chussa is a quick chusna or a quickie.
Ashish Chopra enters while I am eating a mango, Aaja chussa lega?
by Cradle_Ibis May 18, 2018
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Chussar

The word Chussar is derived from chuss. It refers to a person who makes very lame jokes.

Unlike chuss, at times, being called a Chussar is not a disgrace rather an honor.
Person 1: What is the time ?

Person 2 : Time of your death (scary laugh)

Person 1 : Go away ! You are such a chussar !
by Chussar11 January 18, 2011
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Metric Chassis

The General Motors G-Body platform (1978-88 Chevy Monte Carlo, Buick Regal, Pontiac Grand Prix, Oldsmobile Cutlass). "Metric Chassis" is the name given to these cars by dirt track racing enthusiasts because they were the first GM car to start using metric fasteners.
Tom is running a metric chassis but most others have a Camaro at that track.
by metric car August 13, 2012
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Chasse Pour

When you pour a glass of wine so tall the waiter asks if you would rather have a pitcher to drink from
A: “Oops I poured this glass of wine way too tall”
B: “oh that’s called a Chasse Pour”
A: “Me. You. This bottle. Now”
by Rnix5 November 28, 2017
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