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Chaussman 

Chausmann: (chos-mann) n. a humorless douchebag. vt. to chausmann: to introduce douchebaggery into an otherwise humorous context for the purpose of questioning the morality, ethics, or limits of the humor.
Hey, I thought that minister was going to chaussmann when you left that cum covered inflatable sheep tied to the church doors, but he was really cool about the whole thing.
Chaussman by Richard Forguson March 7, 2007
Words you can keep
A chronic douchebag and narcissistic asshole.
Jeff is a pathological narcissist. What a Cassman!
Cassman by Fred LaFata July 17, 2020

Cylia Chasman 

The lucky girl who is currently- (as of the 2020 toilet paper apocalypse)- dating Jack Dylan Grazer.
Very pretty, and seemingly sweet:)
Most likely has an immaculate sense of humor as anyone who is dating Jack will probably have to have.
Also an instagram influencer:)
Cylia Chasman’s really out there livin’ that y/n life...
Cylia Chasman by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

crassmantic 

An unrefined, insensitive, or course expression of an amorous ideal.
My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”

charismanager 

A manager who manages through mostly perception management and charisma because he/she lacks the actual people and technical skills.
My former boss was a real charismanager. He gets people to believe he knows what he's talking about when he actually doesn't.
charismanager by putingtupa1 May 1, 2010
The best guy you’ll ever meet EVER, he’s sweet, funny, attractive and overall amazing. He’ll leave you laughing for hours and not to mention is the best cuddler ever.
Man have you met Chassan yet? He’s literally the perfect guy.
Chassan by Bubblecup February 27, 2019

upper classman 

noun meaning one who is always right and should be respected.
"A freshman tried to tell me I was wrong, but when I pointed out that I am an upper classman, he conceded that I must therefore be correct."

chuck norris was an upper classman even when he was a freshman.
upper classman by necrocandy January 7, 2010
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