Chaussman

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Chausmann: (chos-mann) n. a humorless douchebag. vt. to chausmann: to introduce douchebaggery into an otherwise humorous context for the purpose of questioning the morality, ethics, or limits of the humor.

Hey, I thought that minister was going to chaussmann when you left that cum covered inflatable sheep tied to the church doors, but he was really cool about the whole thing.

Chaussman by Richard Forguson March 7, 2007

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Cassman

A chronic douchebag and narcissistic asshole.

Jeff is a pathological narcissist. What a Cassman!

Cassman by Fred LaFata July 17, 2020

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Cylia Chasman

The lucky girl who is currently- (as of the 2020 toilet paper apocalypse)- dating Jack Dylan Grazer.
Very pretty, and seemingly sweet:)
Most likely has an immaculate sense of humor as anyone who is dating Jack will probably have to have.
Also an instagram influencer:)

Cylia Chasman’s really out there livin’ that y/n life...

Cylia Chasman by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

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crassmantic

An unrefined, insensitive, or course expression of an amorous ideal.

“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”

crassmantic by The Ominous Harbinger January 26, 2009

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charismanager

A manager who manages through mostly perception management and charisma because he/she lacks the actual people and technical skills.

My former boss was a real charismanager. He gets people to believe he knows what he's talking about when he actually doesn't.

charismanager by putingtupa1 May 1, 2010

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Chassan

The best guy you’ll ever meet EVER, he’s sweet, funny, attractive and overall amazing. He’ll leave you laughing for hours and not to mention is the best cuddler ever.

Man have you met Chassan yet? He’s literally the perfect guy.

Chassan by Bubblecup February 27, 2019

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upper classman

noun meaning one who is always right and should be respected.

"A freshman tried to tell me I was wrong, but when I pointed out that I am an upper classman, he conceded that I must therefore be correct."

chuck norris was an upper classman even when he was a freshman.

upper classman by necrocandy January 7, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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