chaunched 

Adj. The act of being super stoned. Usually a cause of smoking excessive amounts of weed, or from doing a dab or multiple dabs

Person A: Why is hal over there rocking out when there's no music playing?
Person B: He's fuckin' chaunched

chaunched by XxjoemommaxX November 1, 2015

Chauncer 

A jaunty little moron. A self-satisfied fool.

That silly chauncer actually believes he's the best poker player in the world.

Chauncer by TMx April 20, 2013

chauncey mchamhands 

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.

I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!

chauncey mchamhands by Ricrah December 3, 2015

credit crunched 

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

credit crunched by monstermere January 15, 2009

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

Chauche 

A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.

God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche

Chauche by ENIWUNEJ October 30, 2011

Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.

Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:

Chaunch burger by Lalaloseerrr July 9, 2009