You know you're a chatty fatty when; * you can't hear the word "nacho" without cracking up. * you cant think of Canada without thinking of Adrian * you make up lame excuses to go to different states so you can see other people. * you can sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" without a single mistake. * calling expedia. com at 1am never gets old * SKYPE PHONE CALLZ * you twitter over ten times a day * you get annoyed when people call lucas "fred" * you know the meaning of TUESDAY NIGHTFAST * you're amused wayy too easily * LOG IN GET IN THE CHAT. EVERYBODY WATCH THE TRANNY SAURUS REXXXXX * DATE MY ANWAD * you dont use <3 anymore, you use < 3 * over 10 people in your contacts are people you've never met * you daydream about meeting the group * hakuna matata cheers you up * you know how to walk the dinosaur * D.A.N.C. E is a song that will always be loved * you laugh at the word BOOGERS * you're reading this * you're laughing at this
"Hey ChattyFatty < 3. I LOVE YOU! lets all go on date my anwad !. WES BE UP FREAKING.
Worse than every other insult in the world including your doggysoggy.
Person 1: Hey, your mom gay
Person 2: Well Your dad lesbian Person 1: But your granny tanny
Person 2: Haha, your doggy soggy
Person 1: Lol, your Catty Fatty
The whole multiverse explodes and everything that ever existed becomes a black hole and sucks everything in and then it sucks itself in and all that is left is the insult.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.