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Chatty Fatty 

You know you're a chatty fatty when; * you can't hear the word "nacho" without cracking up. * you cant think of Canada without thinking of Adrian * you make up lame excuses to go to different states so you can see other people. * you can sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" without a single mistake. * calling expedia. com at 1am never gets old * SKYPE PHONE CALLZ * you twitter over ten times a day * you get annoyed when people call lucas "fred" * you know the meaning of TUESDAY NIGHTFAST * you're amused wayy too easily * LOG IN GET IN THE CHAT. EVERYBODY WATCH THE TRANNY SAURUS REXXXXX * DATE MY ANWAD * you dont use <3 anymore, you use < 3 * over 10 people in your contacts are people you've never met * you daydream about meeting the group * hakuna matata cheers you up * you know how to walk the dinosaur * D.A.N.C. E is a song that will always be loved * you laugh at the word BOOGERS * you're reading this * you're laughing at this
"Hey Chatty Fatty < 3. I LOVE YOU! lets all go on date my anwad !. WES BE UP FREAKING.
Chatty Fatty by Chatty Fatty herself February 18, 2009

Fatty Chatty 

A boy from Chattanooga who has the following theme song:

"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"He is in love with stake!"
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"Eating was a BIG mistake!"

There are more lyrics... but they suck.

This kid doesn't even KNOW us!

Cause we live in Missouri.

We don't have fatties here.

Well... 'Cept Patty Fatty.

Elise luuuurrrves him. Chatty Fatty, that is.
"Hey Elise? Have you talked to Chatty Fatty today?"

"Nah. Haven't talked to that fat bastard in months. He always tries to eat the phone! He thinks it's STAKE or somethin'."
Fatty Chatty by Tristan & Elise November 3, 2004

Your Catty Fatty 

Worse than every other insult in the world including your doggy soggy.
Person 1: Hey, your mom gay
Person 2: Well Your dad lesbian
Person 1: But your granny tanny
Person 2: Haha, your doggy soggy
Person 1: Lol, your Catty Fatty

The whole multiverse explodes and everything that ever existed becomes a black hole and sucks everything in and then it sucks itself in and all that is left is the insult.
Your Catty Fatty by SURLAW OCYHZ April 16, 2018
A flaming homosexual that talks way too much and is EXTREMELY obese
Daniel C. is a perfect example of a chattyfat
Chattyfat by Daniel Chuchmen August 11, 2008
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