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when dave whips out his chaffed hairy shit covered ass at a state cop on M21 and then gets pulled over.
DAve nipple tweak... NIPPLE TWEAK!!!! i just got a fat ass fucking ticket!!!
chastol by bill September 8, 2003
Words you can keep
hairy, chaffed, shit covered ass
chastol by stink August 20, 2003
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chastelyn 

chastelyn’s are really pretty, and really understanding,if you play with a chastelyn then your gonna have that guilt when she gets back to her good state,she puts people in their place tbh if you mess with a chastelyn your dead meat because she will get her revenge as soon as possible but we wont talk about that,you wish you had a chastelyn huh?
wow you see them,their name is chastelyn i would date her and never break her heart ever
chastelyn by eatasslol November 21, 2021
King!!! Very handsome, sweet and has a smile that will make you melt! Very considerate and passionate.
Everyone should have some Chaston in their life!
Chaston by Warrior girl March 4, 2012

chantolia 

she is very naught, but innocent, shes gonna be your mental breakdown buddy, she will love you, she tells all the heartbroken people they deserve the world coz they do, shes good at comforting, shes not a clingy bitch, shes gonna love you forever, shes good, she likes tiktok, actually addicted to that stupid ass app, she likes tiktok boys. has clear skin but really tan lmao, sadly if she got into a relationship all the boys will treat her like shit
chantolia is not sad
chantolia by ur mum looks like hatdog February 19, 2020
Chaston is a amazing kid that is awesome and is a totally boss at football and basketball and should get the star position in ever sport he plays also he is the greatest fortnite player on PS4 and is totally awesome all the time and crazy good comedian and also a total God at everything he does because he always win
Enerybody should have a chaston because he's a total boss
Chaston by Dutbut October 30, 2018
A total boss because he's awesome at football and basketball and should get the star spot also a great comedian and a total good at everything because he always wins
Everybody should have a chaston in their life because he's a total boss
Chaston by Dutbut October 30, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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