chartoot

When a 5'8 3/4" heterosexual man eats too much charcuterie, releasing satanic fumes from his balloon-knot.

"No charcuterie for us! Charcoots give us chartoots, right girls?"

by SpecialK_ September 28, 2023

charmoothing

The amalgamation of a person embodying being smooth and charming simultaneously.

In the dark of the bar, Tee entered the cosy corner and proceeded to excude her signature charmoothing skills of seduction.

by Pequeña chica March 8, 2022

charmoota

a prostitute or somethin like that. yeah. maybe. never mind. let me think about it.

we all know what a prostitute is. c'mon guys...

by ttocks December 29, 2004

Charoot

1. A joint
2. A raging hard-on
3. A banging shit

1. "Every day was summer in Africa, mother would sit in the veranda smoking a charoot"

2. "Comere son, I'm gona beat you like a stiff Charoot!"

(masturbation) "Boys, clear outa my room, I need to shoot the charoot before we head out"

3. "Aw my stomach's sore from all that cereal I ate, I need to bust a fat charoot"

by Tommy Tiernan February 15, 2006

charpooterie

When a person has to poop so badly, they leave the toilet lid down and poop on the lid, creating a charcuterie board of poo.

Hey, don't go in that bathroom, somebody made a charpooterie in there.

by Jermbug June 28, 2021

Charpootin

The type of anger felt by an individual they speak softly in a different room or from a distance but are unheard, misunderstood, or asked to repeat themselves. Typically this cycle repeats several times before the charpootin emerges.

Hey! Why don't you ever answer my question?!?
Because you're always mumbling 3 rooms away with a closed door! Don't get all charpootin on me!

by zeroghz January 15, 2022