chartoot
When a 5'8 3/4" heterosexual man eats too much charcuterie, releasing satanic fumes from his balloon-knot.
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charmoothing
In the dark of the bar, Tee entered the cosy corner and proceeded to excude her signature charmoothing skills of seduction.
charmoothing by Pequeña chica March 8, 2022
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charmoota
Charoot
1. "Every day was summer in Africa, mother would sit in the veranda smoking a charoot"
2. "Comere son, I'm gona beat you like a stiff Charoot!"
(masturbation) "Boys, clear outa my room, I need to shoot the charoot before we head out"
3. "Aw my stomach's sore from all that cereal I ate, I need to bust a fat charoot"
2. "Comere son, I'm gona beat you like a stiff Charoot!"
(masturbation) "Boys, clear outa my room, I need to shoot the charoot before we head out"
3. "Aw my stomach's sore from all that cereal I ate, I need to bust a fat charoot"
Charoot by Tommy Tiernan February 15, 2006
charpooterie
When a person has to poop so badly, they leave the toilet lid down and poop on the lid, creating a charcuterie board of poo.
charpooterie by Jermbug June 28, 2021
Charpootin
The type of anger felt by an individual they speak softly in a different room or from a distance but are unheard, misunderstood, or asked to repeat themselves. Typically this cycle repeats several times before the charpootin emerges.
Hey! Why don't you ever answer my question?!?
Because you're always mumbling 3 rooms away with a closed door! Don't get all charpootin on me!
Because you're always mumbling 3 rooms away with a closed door! Don't get all charpootin on me!
Charpootin by zeroghz January 15, 2022
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