Charpootin

The type of anger felt by an individual they speak softly in a different room or from a distance but are unheard, misunderstood, or asked to repeat themselves. Typically this cycle repeats several times before the charpootin emerges.

Hey! Why don't you ever answer my question?!?
Because you're always mumbling 3 rooms away with a closed door! Don't get all charpootin on me!

by zeroghz January 15, 2022

Charlotting

Named after it's inventor, Charlotte, "Charlotting" refers to performing the act of cunninglingus from a sideways position. Works well on women who like their legs closed to orgasm - and there have been reports of "Charlotting" helping women orgasm for the first time (as well as multiple times). It is definitely worth trying this technique and spreading the word.

Also known as "Kivin".

As she closed her legs and arched her back - she moaned "Oh, Steve, Charlotte me!"

"I've never cum so hard as when Steve was Charlotting me!"

by bainsteven81 June 24, 2019

charmoothing

The amalgamation of a person embodying being smooth and charming simultaneously.

In the dark of the bar, Tee entered the cosy corner and proceeded to excude her signature charmoothing skills of seduction.

by Pequeña chica March 8, 2022

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.

Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.

by Agent J February 7, 2005

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.

Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.

by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.

Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.

by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015