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charles dickends by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017
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Charles Dickens effect
1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens
2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced
2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced
if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.
Charles Dickens effect by joelj March 7, 2009
Charles Dickens
"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."
- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)
- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)
Charles Dickens by Chris G. November 12, 2004
Charles Dickens
A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.
A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
Charles Dickens by kleptonin April 25, 2004
Charles Dickens
One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.
Charles Dickens by dickensfreak February 18, 2011
Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester
A true royal indeed. He resides in Manchester after 12 grueling years of war. He has promised to kill all humans before 2025. He's also very gay.
Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester by duwqgyfbwf May 17, 2022
Charles Dickens
A man whose sole purpose in life was to write books that would in the future make children in schools feel very bored and sleepy and torment high schoolers forever.
Charles Dickens by thegirlinthegreenscarf April 26, 2010
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