Urban Dictionary: Charles Dickens

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Rap word for penis, used when it's useful for rhyming. Rarely used.

"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."

- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)

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Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

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Charles Dickens

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

by dickensfreak January 28, 2011

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Charles Dickens

(Noun) A synonym for dick, penis or member usually phrased in the way of 'giving it' to another person.

Last night after Cameroon won the World Cup I totally gave my girlfriend the Charles Dickens to celebrate.

by Woopie Goldberg July 04, 2018

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Charles Dickens

A man whose sole purpose in life was to write books that would in the future make children in schools feel very bored and sleepy and torment high schoolers forever.

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Charles Dickens

An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)

guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.

by dopeboy10 February 11, 2009

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