"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."
- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)
- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)
by Chris G. November 12, 2004
A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.
A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
by kleptonin April 25, 2004
One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.
I just read a book by Charles Dickens!
by dickensfreak January 29, 2011
A man whose sole purpose in life was to write books that would in the future make children in schools feel very bored and sleepy and torment high schoolers forever.
by thegirlinthegreenscarf April 26, 2010
An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)
guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.
by dopeboy10 February 12, 2009
EVIL!
he also wrote great expectations, a book about retards in London. And Pip, the biggest jerk to walk the fictional planet.
he also wrote great expectations, a book about retards in London. And Pip, the biggest jerk to walk the fictional planet.
by cybermachine March 28, 2009
1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens
2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced
2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced
if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.
by joelj March 7, 2009