Poopwords's definitions

Procrastinol

A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.

I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

Procrastinol

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.

I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

ambigulance

The state of not giving a shit about whether or not you care about something.

Nihilism fills me with ambigulance.

by Poopwords January 9, 2019

Procrastoline

A cream based ointment containing Procrastinol

I can't do oral things anymore so I just rub myself with Procrastoline.

by Poopwords January 9, 2019

Paradoxin

Used in Procrastinol overdoses. Encourages subjects to believe that ambition is futile.

I got totally wired on Procrastinol and nearly did something. Two Paradoxin and I was fine.

by Poopwords January 10, 2019

chappie baton

Dog shit.

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.

by Poopwords August 19, 2018

Ouk!

An amalgamation of Ouch and Fuck, delivered under stress.

Ouk! I've just got chappie baton all over me clogs.

by Poopwords February 9, 2019