Poopwords's definitions

Snufflecunt

Dirty little piggies that root out profit from shit. In early 2020, no shortage of them qeueing at your door to take your money while you stay at home to avoid a pandemic. Like a pig finding truffles.

Dirty Snufflecunts keep posting me life insurance offers.

by Poopwords May 8, 2020

wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

by Poopwords May 9, 2020

ambigulance

The state of not giving a shit about whether or not you care about something.

Nihilism fills me with ambigulance.

by Poopwords January 9, 2019

Ouk!

An amalgamation of Ouch and Fuck, delivered under stress.

Ouk! I've just got chappie baton all over me clogs.

by Poopwords February 9, 2019

Procrastoline

A cream based ointment containing Procrastinol

I can't do oral things anymore so I just rub myself with Procrastoline.

by Poopwords January 9, 2019

Procrastinol

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.

I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

Paradoxin

Used in Procrastinol overdoses. Encourages subjects to believe that ambition is futile.

I got totally wired on Procrastinol and nearly did something. Two Paradoxin and I was fine.

by Poopwords January 10, 2019