changespeak 

Regular political nonsense.

Symptoms grouped by speaker:
-Anyone but Barack Obama: Lack of interest.
-Barack Obama: Enthusiasm.

"People of Berlin - and people of the world - the scale of our challenge is great. The road ahead will be long. But I come before you to say that we are heirs to a struggle for freedom. We are a people of improbable hope."

-Wait a minute? He fooled us with changespeak the whole time?

changespeak by george rex January 19, 2009

cringespeak 

When someone uses internet terms (outdated or recent) where they shouldn't under use any circumstances, i.e. in the mainstream media, online safety videos, school seminars, comic books etc.

some underpayed teacher: Hey kids! Uh, not doing drugs and staying in school is totes poggers yo! So hashtag lit, dawg!
random student: Mr. stevenson please don't use cringespeak while trying to educate us lol
some underpayed teacher: *shoots the student in the torso 47 times*

cringespeak by fuckingqueerloserlol May 25, 2022