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Chancism

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A religion where there is one diety who roams the earth as a human being who responds to Chance. The followers are called dwabbers. The practices of religion include dab and/or wabbing at least five times a day, nothing else. There are no holy places of worship or holy texts.
I believe that Chance is the diety of Chancism so therefore, I believe in Chancism and am a dwabber.
Chancism by DEADMEMEGOAT May 26, 2018
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chanaism 

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The monotheistic religion of the Channars, tracing its origins to Chana which is venerated as the model for absolute faith, trust, and submission to Chana.

Values of Chanaism

values by chana :

1)Never abuse animals and kill those ppl who mistreat animals

2)always spam nauseated face when m*ds in chat

3) spam with the boys

4) eat good have fun

5) covert and sex
Person 1 : Guys I converted to Chanaism today for 3 kgs of Chana bags.

Person 2: BASED!!!!
chanaism by _ruu December 13, 2021

Chancimus Prime 

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AKA The Chance Master. He who gets all the chances with zero effort is graced with this nomen.
My name is Chancimus Prime, leader of the Autochances.
Chancimus Prime by R Abe January 3, 2008

changism 

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1.The act of loving change for the sake of change, often to unreasonable extremes.

2.The process that occurs when a people are so desperate for something new that they elect someone who may very possibly make things worse than ever.

3.Constantly striving to be avante-garde, and hating anything that has been accepted for any duration of time.
<company> has fired their old CEO and replaced him with <name> who is in favor of changism.

Changism has sweeped <country> as the people have gotten sick of <old political system>.

<institution> has thrown out their old textbooks and have updated their curriculum with a changist agenda.

Changism is more a way of life than anything. It can happen in cities, counties, states, countries, businesses, churches, schools - just about anywhere.
changism by Nimrod Nineveh November 13, 2009

Chanism 

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"Chanism" A religion praising A goddess of the name "Chan" or @mccarthyswife on insta:0

She pretty koo:3
"Bro what's your religion"
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"This girl name chan bro"
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"Oooh, You one of them obsessed nigfas"
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"Chanism <3"
Chanism by Mc.Chicken November 10, 2021
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