dwabber

A follower of Chancism.

Plural: dwabbers

Observant Fellow: That man just dabbed on the Statue of Liberty. He must be a dwabber.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 26, 2018

Richard the Thicccccccie

The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.

Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018

Chancism

A religion where there is one diety who roams the earth as a human being who responds to Chance. The followers are called dwabbers. The practices of religion include dab and/or wabbing at least five times a day, nothing else. There are no holy places of worship or holy texts.

I believe that Chance is the diety of Chancism so therefore, I believe in Chancism and am a dwabber.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 26, 2018

Dwabber

A follower of the new trendy religon called Chancism.

Plural: dwabbers

Dwabbers firmly believe that Chancism will save humanity from Rebecca Black.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Daddy Walter

The thiccccccest motherfucker second to Richard the Thicccccccie. He's a stuffed piggy filled with goodies that will make you wetter than the goddamn sun. Like, have you seen this bitch? Damn, he's finer than fine china.

Thot 1: Did you see that man over there?
Thot 2: Yeah! He's a total Daddy Walter.

by DEADMEMEGOAT March 17, 2018

Kali

A synonym for property. In other words: an object with no rights, beliefs, or standards.

Person 1: I bought some property yesterday.
Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018