A festival in the town of Moore Haven that translates to "Big Bass" in some Indian language nobody cares about. Occurs on the first week of March every year since
forever.
Consists of showing animals, a kid's day, rodeo, rides, scamming games,
food, a parade, and fights. The fights are usually between two drunken hicks.
The only
time you can get deep-fried oreos in Moore Haven, and the most exciting thing that happens in Po' Haven all year.
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW, IT'S CHALO NITKA
TIME AGAIN! I can't wait to go
see that there ro-
de-yo! Hand me a Budweiser, Ahern!