Chalon

The best girlfriend anyone could ever have.
A beautiful lady friend
May be bitchy at times

Dude, how's the new girlfriend?
Eh she's alright, but she's no Chalon

by Michael070690 February 4, 2010

Chalon

another name for a very large wide vagina; often has a putrid stench that causes living organisms to pass out

"Wow I thought the grand canyon was in Arizon! That Chalon is huge!"

by Bren23423243 September 26, 2008

chalon flannigan

A genius with A.D.D. Someone who says or does the smartest thing you have ever heard or seen, directly followed with the dumbest thing you have ever seen or heard.

I thought he was the next Albert Einstein when he went 13-0 in fantasy, until he played Mariota over Newton, he's just another Chalon Flannigan.

by Flandingo December 21, 2016

Full on Chalon

A full on Chalon, commonly thought to be just a mustache, is in fact a package of facial hair which includes the mustache AS WELL as the beard and neck beard. In order for it to be a true full on Chalon it can not be very long but must be visible from approximately 10 meters.

Dude I hate mustaches. Why do you have one?

No, asshole, you're mistaken. I've got my full on Chalon

by rugrat January 29, 2008

chadontey

It came from an unknown universe , sent to planet earth with advanced power & technology. Chadontey is & cannot be destroyed , copied , forgotten or defeated.

My girlfriend loves “Chadontey”

by 336959185 October 18, 2020

Chalan

Mexican word for a helper or assistant usually in the manual labor department such as construction roofing etc.

Ese pinchi chalan no sirve ni pa limpiarse el culo!!

by Culoeater69 May 29, 2019

chaloog

chill.
chalooga
chillax
can be used as a noun, mostly used as a verb.

Dude, way to chaloog all day, did you even get around to gettin the mail?? (verb)

Yo, can you not be a huge chaloog and help me with the friggin dishes?! (noun)

by DT4evaa January 9, 2008