(noun) A solitary human male, former fraternity brother, who hasn't scored with a chick that evening and is getting increasingly agitated at the massive number of intelligent women that are passing him by, having been left behind since the rest of his pack have all taken chicks home already, and the hour growing closer and closer to last call.
Club Ho 1- Tee hee hee...that guy is hot...I think you two are cute together...and he has a TATTOO! How unique and not ordinary. (sends a text to nobody important)
Club Ho 2- (checking a text from nobody important) Yeeaahh...(hic)...and he told me my eyes are beautiful and that I am smart and (hic) funny...I think he's really special-
Bartender- Hey...drunk chicks...that guy will say anything and everything to get either or both of you in bed. He's a chachacabra. Stay away and let me call you a cab for Christ's Sake.
a tall, fat girl that looks like the daughter of mahatma ghandi when she smiles. She is a wannabee and makes out with nicolin and other loosers at parties. Will grow up to be a prostitute or slave of the wealthy
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.