(noun) A solitary
human male, former fraternity brother, who hasn't scored with a chick that evening and is getting increasingly agitated at the
massive number of intelligent women that are passing him by, having been left behind since the rest of his pack have all taken chicks
home already, and the hour growing closer and closer to last call.
Club Ho 1- Tee hee hee...that guy is
hot...I think you two are cute together...and he has a TATTOO! How unique and not ordinary. (sends a text to nobody important)
Club Ho 2- (checking a text from nobody important) Yeeaahh...(hic)...and he told me my eyes are
beautiful and that I am smart and (hic) funny...I think he's really
special-
Bartender- Hey...drunk chicks...that guy will say anything and everything to get either or both of you in bed. He's a chachacabra. Stay away and let me call you a cab for Christ's Sake.