cfp 

Cheers for pussy

You wake up on the morning after a girl you've been chasing fucks your brains out and you feel a sense of accomplishment and fulfillment and you say to yourself while holding up your breakfast glass...cfp 'cheers for pussy'

cfp by Bad boy 21 May 16, 2014

CFP

Creamy Fookin Pint

When the bartender slid it across the counter, he whispered like it was sacred scripture: ‘That, my friend, is a creamy fookin pint (CFP).

CFP by BlueWaffleAficionado November 20, 2025

CFP Panzie

When your undefeated 13-0 team cries about not being in the CFP. Then the same team soils their pants in the Orange Bowl.

Stop acting like a CFP Panzie. Panzies always lobbying to be in games they should not be in.

CFP Panzie by Don't Quit on your Team February 8, 2024

CFPB 

Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

Consumer Financial Protection( CFPB ) is a U.S. government agency that makes sure banks, lenders, and other financial companies treat you fairly.

CFPB by Yoyo_Ortiz January 5, 2021

CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder 

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III-R) for concept of the Cunt Face personality disorder (CFPD) is characterized by a pattern of excessive and inappropriate labeling of other people with personality disorders, including an excessive lack of knowledge of what they constitute, usually beginning as soon as they hear about the various disorders names.

This disorder can easily be mistaken for knowledgeability, however, a person with Cunt Face Personality Disorder does not simply grow out of this cunt faced state of being. You may perceive people with CFPD to be very intelligent, astute but shallow and with screwed up eyes like a cunt.

There goes cunt face labelling us all again. Little does he know he has CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder!

CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder by Penfold4 November 12, 2012

CFPW (Coc fase poos-e whipped) 

cockface pussy whipped
guys that are deuschbags and Pw's at the same time

CFPW (Coc fase poos-e whipped) by mike June 10, 2003

cfpos 

Acronym for Certified Fuckin' Piece of Shit

That guy is a C.F.P.O.S. (cfpos)

cfpos by SiteOpsGuru October 14, 2017