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You wake up on the morning after a girl you've been chasing fucks your brains out and you feel a sense of accomplishment and fulfillment and you say to yourself while holding up your breakfast glass...cfp 'cheers for pussy'
cfp by Bad boy 21 May 16, 2014
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When the bartender slid it across the counter, he whispered like it was sacred scripture: ‘That, my friend, is a creamy fookin pint (CFP).
CFP by BlueWaffleAficionado November 20, 2025

CFP Panzie

When your undefeated 13-0 team cries about not being in the CFP. Then the same team soils their pants in the Orange Bowl.
Stop acting like a CFP Panzie. Panzies always lobbying to be in games they should not be in.
Consumer Financial Protection( CFPB ) is a U.S. government agency that makes sure banks, lenders, and other financial companies treat you fairly.
CFPB by Yoyo_Ortiz January 5, 2021

CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder 

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III-R) for concept of the Cunt Face personality disorder (CFPD) is characterized by a pattern of excessive and inappropriate labeling of other people with personality disorders, including an excessive lack of knowledge of what they constitute, usually beginning as soon as they hear about the various disorders names.

This disorder can easily be mistaken for knowledgeability, however, a person with Cunt Face Personality Disorder does not simply grow out of this cunt faced state of being. You may perceive people with CFPD to be very intelligent, astute but shallow and with screwed up eyes like a cunt.
There goes cunt face labelling us all again. Little does he know he has CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder!

CFPW (Coc fase poos-e whipped) 

cockface pussy whipped
guys that are deuschbags and Pw's at the same time
Acronym for Certified Fuckin' Piece of Shit
That guy is a C.F.P.O.S. (cfpos)
cfpos by SiteOpsGuru October 14, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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