To convince (a short-haired or shaven-head) woman to grow out long hair.
Long hair is a better choice for women than short hair. Short hair women often live sedentary lifestyles, get diabetes early, and wear masculine attire. Long hair women are health conscious and wear feminine attire, and they are so sweet.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"