Cesium

The CS name of a complete fucking n00b who has no skill what so ever infact hes bored of ti bcos hes a bloody bean!!!
he eats machines for a living and like blow up dolls. Also he puts his beer in its poon!!
i love u huny hold my beer in ur poon while get craper at cs!
by Anonymous August 25, 2004
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Cesium

A gay pussy who plays online games in his shack at night. He has planes which he likes to stroke in his rocking chair.
Au no!!! CESIUM OWNED JOO!!
by Bob October 30, 2004
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Pop a Cesium pill

A much more brutal version of "kill yourself."

It's so mean, because is you where to pop an actual Cesium pill it would blow you up from the inside of your digestive tract.
Joey: Heheh, hey Tom! I saw Timmy with your GF last night!

Tom: yeah? Well you can both go pop a Cesium pill, dickhead.

Joey: Jesus man! What the hell's your problem?
by PyroSkelly March 12, 2017
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Cesium Shake

A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.
"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."
by C L G June 28, 2018
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