Cesium

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The CS name of a complete fucking n00b who has no skill what so ever infact hes bored of ti bcos hes a bloody bean!!!
he eats machines for a living and like blow up dolls. Also he puts his beer in its poon!!

i love u huny hold my beer in ur poon while get craper at cs!

Cesium by Anonymous August 25, 2004

Words you can keep

Cesium

A gay pussy who plays online games in his shack at night. He has planes which he likes to stroke in his rocking chair.

Au no!!! CESIUM OWNED JOO!!

Cesium by Bob October 30, 2004

Cesium Shake

A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.

"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."

Cesium Shake by C L G June 28, 2018

Pop a Cesium pill

A much more brutal version of "kill yourself."

It's so mean, because is you where to pop an actual Cesium pill it would blow you up from the inside of your digestive tract.

Joey: Heheh, hey Tom! I saw Timmy with your GF last night!

Tom: yeah? Well you can both go pop a Cesium pill, dickhead.

Joey: Jesus man! What the hell's your problem?

Pop a Cesium pill by PyroSkelly March 12, 2017

my celium

A phrase used by biology nerds in place of my bad.

Jessica: "You broke my slide of a rare deuteromycota!"
Marcus: "Whoops. My celium."

my celium by Sarahhh December 16, 2005

Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide

Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide is an alkali, and the 'cure' to the chemeleonic micro organism which is destroying Red Dwarf.

Rimmer: What is it?
Cat: Its an alkali... called Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide

Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide by corbane1 September 20, 2010

Caesium

Caesium is an element

Benjy: Hey levon did you know that caesium was an element?
Levon: I aM gOing tO fucKing kiLl yOuuu

Caesium by bunjmeen April 8, 2019

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026