CES 

Close Eye Syndrome:
This strange physiologic feature/disorder, was first diagnosed in 1997 in York, Pennsylvania, by a college student who was not from the region. CES is increasingly common in the Pennsylvania/Maryland area, however, it can appear anywhere else where people do not have enough ocular separation. The symptoms include two very proximate eyes that appear to grow closer together over time. The unlucky carrier of CES does not know they have it, and while not in any way cross-eyed, they look like a fool. It is possibly more prominent in women than men.

Ryan: Dude, did you hear, Melissa got a nose job?
Steven: Why, she has CES, she should've gotten her eyes separated.
Ryan: CES?
Steven: You know, Close Eye Syndrome. She looks like a damn cyclops

CES by Montay April 24, 2008

CES 

Stands for "Crazy European Sex"

Ready for some CES, baby?

CES by Ed P February 12, 2006

ces 

the useless remains of a chicken

why are you always talking ces?

ces by kb24lal June 14, 2009

Ces 

A soft ass nigga

Ces was crying when you posted that comment about him on Facebook

Ces by SeshGhost October 3, 2019

Ces 

A one of a kind 21st century wildin dragon that can be found at 14.5832° N 121.0409° E. It is said that it can be tamed through good food and a bit of twisted sense of humor to top. It loves scaling its own feet from time to time to unearth precious gems.

ahhh I came across a Ces, thank god I brought cheese sticks!

Ces by Theguywhooncetamedadragon November 22, 2021

Ces 

A guy named Ces

Remove my braces - Remove my bra Ces

Ces by BaconInspect May 2, 2022

Ces fest 

Too many girls in one place, used negatively by other girls when they’re tryna get some action but there’s just too much competition. Not a good thing, the opposite of a sausage fest.

Person 1: lets go to the bars

Person 2: no I’ve heard it’s a total ces fest. Way too many girls. There’s no way we’ll get dick tonight

The equivalent to the Hunger Games, essentially

Ces fest by Itsyagirl12345 January 11, 2018