A complex centrifuge designed to condensate, and thus enhance, a human's or other living thing's ego. While moderate treatments are said to have an encouraging and self-centering effect particularly on shy characters (as for instance emos), overexposure may result in a critical level of self-esteem surplus. The only apparatus known to create d-granite.
You're so arrogant, did you spend last night in the ego-centrifuge?
That emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!
That emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!
by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011
Get the ego-centrifugemug.