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ego-centrifuge

A complex centrifuge designed to condensate, and thus enhance, a human's or other living thing's ego. While moderate treatments are said to have an encouraging and self-centering effect particularly on shy characters (as for instance emos), overexposure may result in a critical level of self-esteem surplus. The only apparatus known to create d-granite.
You're so arrogant, did you spend last night in the ego-centrifuge?

That emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!
by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011
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egocentrifugal

A person with an unstable moral center, or mental condition, who tries to hide it with a tiffany image until it spins out of control and stains everyone around them.
Guy 1: "Did you catch the fireworks last night? Lisa got all agro and made a fool of herself...probably lost all of her friends."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that was the worst egocentrifugal meltdown I've ever seen."

Guy 1: "What about Mel Gibson?"

Guy 2: "No contest! Gibson never tried to hide it."
by Your liberator February 21, 2011
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