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centerfold 

The higest quality woman. Good enough to be a centerfold model.
X is like a centerfold. X is centerfold material. Etc.
centerfold by koots December 22, 2005

Playboy Centerfold

The man masturbates onto a woman's face. Then he shoves her under the mattress.
"Your Mom asked me to treat her like a Playboy Centerfold. So I did."

Centerfold 

The main girls. Allways the center of attention and the life of the party! People Who are probably going to be famous someday, And take up most of your magazines.
Did you see those girls at The club yesterday??
Yeah, they were so fun, totalt The centerfold!
Centerfold by Blind otter November 4, 2019

Centerfold 

Only The highest quality Woman can be A centererfold model.
«She’s centerfold material»
Centerfold by BigTRush666 October 28, 2019

ninja centerfold 

the true name of a technique which is also known as Sexy no Jutsu and is used by the character Naruto in the popular anime series of the same name.
Naruto: "BEHOLD! The Ninja Centerfold!!!!"
ninja centerfold by Rikki Ru February 20, 2008

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold 

dude, you should go pick this up right away! Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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