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Cum Cemetary 

A vagina belonging to a permiscuous girl or rectal region of a man that has had many deposits of sperm. Which die and therfore become a cemetary.
Cum Cemetary by The master of Sax December 6, 2009

cemetary 

the way idiots spell cemetery
Dur...let's go have a picnic at the cemetary...dur.
cemetary by Jordija May 22, 2004

cementery 

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.
In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.
cementery by QuacksO June 28, 2018

Cemetary Drive 

Cemetary drive is a song by My chemical romance.

I beleive its a song about Self mutilation, Suicide and Death.
God, after listening to Cemetary drive by MCR, for the 3rd time i wanted to mutilate myself with scissors. O_o;

Lyrics:
This night
Walk the dead
In the solitary style and crash the
Cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
Way down, mark the grave
Where the searchlights find us drinking by the
Mausoleum door...
And they found you on the bathroom floor!

I miss you
I miss you so far
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard

Back home
Off the run
Singing songs that make you slit your wrists
It isn't that much fun
Staring down a loaded gun
So I won't stop dying
Won't stop lying
If you want I'll keep on crying
Did you get what you deserve?
Is this what you always want me for?

I miss you
I miss you so far
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard

way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down!

I miss you
I miss you so far
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard

When will I miss you?
When will I miss you, so far?
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard
That made it so hard
Made it so hard

way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down
way... down...
Cemetary Drive by Akudin January 29, 2006

cemetarian 

One who is interested in the history and preservation of cemetaries.
Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.
cemetarian by Family historian July 10, 2010

pet cemetary 

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again
Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
pet cemetary by mephisto May 30, 2003
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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